1. I'm pretty sure it's fair to say that killing people with a Rambo style hunting knife is the most savage way to kill a person that I can imagine.... well... except for taking gold from a Puerto Rican and HANDING them a hunting knife.
2. Anything bigger than an 8 inch cock is showing off, you guys are fuckers for making the rest of us look bad.
3. Judd Apatow's upcoming film Funny People can already be penciled in as the funniest film of 2009 and they haven't shot a scene...
4. Brett Favre is adorable and everything he's done this offseason has just been hilarious... when is someone going to write a spoof of this based around "Little T Learns To Share"?
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Hippies
In the 60's, hippies were fucking awesome. They actually had a purpose and weren't just in it for the homelessness. These days it seems, all hippies are fucking retards that do way too much crystal... so they get a fail.
Nascar
ha, don't make me laff.
Party Drugs
I'm not into them, but the people that use them are fucking hilarious. This also seems to be the main inspiration for most Hold Steady songs, so they're not all bad I guess.
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8 inches? what kind of freak are you?
mine's about the size of my pinky
alright FINE... my pinky NAIL
seriously dont fuck with a Puerto Rican and his Gold, i've lost a lot of friends that way....they never learn
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