What I do at 5:40 AM on a Friday.

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE: HOMELESS EDITION
(no stealing please)









IMFO.

Blabberings II and Hippies, Nascar, and Party Drugs

1. I'm pretty sure it's fair to say that killing people with a Rambo style hunting knife is the most savage way to kill a person that I can imagine.... well... except for taking gold from a Puerto Rican and HANDING them a hunting knife.

2. Anything bigger than an 8 inch cock is showing off, you guys are fuckers for making the rest of us look bad.

3. Judd Apatow's upcoming film Funny People can already be penciled in as the funniest film of 2009 and they haven't shot a scene...

4. Brett Favre is adorable and everything he's done this offseason has just been hilarious... when is someone going to write a spoof of this based around "Little T Learns To Share"?

5.

-----

Hippies
In the 60's, hippies were fucking awesome. They actually had a purpose and weren't just in it for the homelessness. These days it seems, all hippies are fucking retards that do way too much crystal... so they get a fail.

Nascar
ha, don't make me laff.

Party Drugs
I'm not into them, but the people that use them are fucking hilarious. This also seems to be the main inspiration for most Hold Steady songs, so they're not all bad I guess.

This Blog Entry is SWEET

Mimes are fucking weird and serve no purpose. Who is entertained by these cocksuckers? really... Their entire profession it seems is just outgaying clowns. I get it, they do things without the thing... but can they just do it with the fucking thing? GOD!

Now... onto relevant things

I have come to realize that my brain is loaded with so much fucking media that I can no longer sleep. It seems that most of the time it's just the most random things lodged in the back of my brain. I really do not need to be thinking of my favorite quotes from Superbad or about World War II when I'm trying to get the fuck to sleep. Is it bad that I'm playing that much Rock Band that I'm incapable of getting Ballroom Blitz the fuck out of my head!?!?!? "THIS IS THE BALLROOM BLITZ! THIS IS THE BALLROOM BLITZ! THIS IS THE BALLROOM BLITZ!" SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!



NO!

anyway... um... yeah...

ask me questions or some shit, give me something to write about or suggest some porn I should post.

and now I'm going to bed, I'll be back tomorrow and I'm throwing down the gauntlet of 10 comments by the time I wake up... if they are not here I will stop blogging forever.